Nuno sa Punso

Keep your heart healthy

2009-02-09T16:14:00.000-08:00

The workings of the human heart are the profoundest mystery of the universe. One moment they make us despair of our kind, and the next we see in them the reflection of the divine image.

Hanu daw? tseh.

Be Faithful

2008-12-30T09:27:00.001-08:00

Being faithful is something that can be an act within rather than something that one can possess.

It's a commitment and can be an obligation that requires making decision.

And no matter what your mind tells you, you'll stick to that decision.

Fall for you

2008-11-26T14:54:00.000-08:00

FALL FOR YOU

The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before
I know you don't think that I am trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core

But hold your breathe
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed but I have loved you from the start

Oh, But hold your breathe
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It's impossible
So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I'm yours to keep
And hold on to your words
Cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When you're asleep

Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

Dream, Believe, Survive!!!

2008-11-12T08:12:00.000-08:00

Noon nung hindi pa ako sikat....

At ngayon, nung mejo sikat na daw *charing

Thank You GMA 7

Wet, wet, wet!!!

2008-11-07T12:41:00.000-08:00

Use Rexona next time. It won't let you down pramis!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

2008-10-09T15:20:00.000-07:00

Good morning!

This is Dr. Chuvanes Eklai. Today is October 8, 2008.

You know, I’ve been noticing on this dictations that, like I said send the patient to the neurologist and I get cardiologist, or the urologist. The reason we dictate in this country, which is very UNFORTUNATE, is to basically, you know, document everything and no one looks at these things closely until somebody gets suit. So, if I say to the patient “go see the urologist that is a prostate doctor and you put neurologist which is a nerve doctor, they’re gonna question me why patient is going to that doctor and I can get sued. So, let me know if it’s the way I am saying or what it is, but can we make sure that these are done right. It has been happening a lot especially the last dictations

**nicheck ko lahat ng report nia kahapon at wala nmn akong makitang mali sa pandinig ko. Kung anu un dinictate nia un lang nmn nitype ko peste na yan, nyahahaha! baka wala xa sa sarili nia habang nagddictate at ako pa pagbintangan na me mali! tse! bwct!

HAY NAKU SANA GANITO NA LANG MGA NARS, haaaaaaaay!!!!! nyahahaha!
"nars ansaket ansaket ansaket! andame kong saket!" nyahahhaha!

Si Pasqualina

2008-10-06T18:10:00.000-07:00

Dear Harold,

I have performed an in-depth study on your behalf.
I and already am keeping you up to date with my findings.

Here are the most important dates that I discovered for you:

On Thursday, October 23, 2008 you will receive excellent news about friendships (and relationships in general),

On Saturday, October 25, 2008 you will have a wonderful opportunity to change your life-(this is an extremely important chance which must take priority over everything that day).

On Saturday, November 08, 2008 you will have the possibility of receiving a large sum of money which you had not expected (don't miss this one!)

On Sunday, November 16, 2008 you will meet someone by hazard, who will probably become a great friend,

On Thursday, November 20, 2008 you will have much good luck in the financial field-new and very important),

You may be surprised to see that the days to come will be extremely beneficial to you; however, this does not surprise me.

In fact, I am starting a clairvoyance study about you and your near future, and I see marvelous events coming towards you one after another!

~~~cge nga daw itry kung magkatotoo, nyahaha!
pag ndi daw nagkatotoo yan, icclick ko sa ilong ung isa jan! nyahaha!

The drama and intrigue of medical transcription

2008-08-22T13:44:00.000-07:00

I just spent the last hour trying to transcribe PET/CT reports for a doctor who, despite his intensive medical education, still somehow believes that it’s possible for a human being to hear, much less understand, what he’s saying if he WHISPERS VERY SOFTLY into the phone. Apparently, he was dictating in a room with other people, whom he did not want to disturb by making his voice audible, but the only problem, Dr. Jerkalot, is that I CAN’T HEAR YOU EITHER.

He was literally whispering so softly that I couldn’t type and listen to him at the same time because the tiny little clicking sounds of the keyboard totally drowned him out.

And then! And then do you know what he did?!? My favorite thing in the whole rotten world, which I’m sure other transcriptionists will give a simultaneous exasperated screech of commiseration for: he dictated an entire 5-minute report, which took me 10 minutes to type because of all the whispering, and then paused and said……”Oh wait. Nevermind. Someone else already did this one. Just delete this, we don’t need it.”

I have never more fervently wished for someone to acquire a painful groin rash.

Time is money, people! I get paid by the line! And it’s very important for me to NEVER EVER type anything that I don’t NEED TO TYPE. Seriously, I can’t even express to you, especially without cussing, how incredibly angry it makes me when they do that. It doesn’t happen often but when it does, I swear to heaven that if I could reach through the phone and punch someone in the crotch, I would then.

One time, a doctor pulled that little move after a 20-MINUTE REPORT. Which took me almost 40 minutes to type because it was actually a legal document, which I don’t have autocorrects for. Got all the way to the very end and then she said, and I quote, “Oops. Oh durn. I’m sorry transcriptionist, but I’ve already dictated this. Please delete it and nevermind. Have a great day!” I very nearly quit my job that day and went on a murderous rampage. Only reason I didn’t is because I bitched my face off to my boss about it later and he said, “Screw it. Bill them anyway. You don’t work for free.” I loved that boss.

And while I’m on the subject and because the last time I wrote about my job, tons of other transcriptionists got a huge kick out of the shared misery, here’s one more thing the doctors do that drives me to enraged despair: NOT TELLING ME THE NAME OF THE PATIENT. It happens all the time! They’ll just start right in: “Okay good morning, this is Dr. Farfelsnocken dictating. The patient presents for restaging of lung cancer. Blah blah blah.” No patient name! Okay, no problem doc, I’m sure the patient appreciates your conscientious attention to detail.

To heck with it, I’m on a roll. Here’s another thing they do CONSTANTLY: using incorrect tenses. “There is multiple nodes seen in the liver.” I’m not joking. These are PHYSICIANS I’m talking about. Native English speakers at that.

And what about the non-native English speakers? You’d be surprised - they’re usually the best dictators because they know how hard they are to understand. They tend to go slow and to spell anything out that might be questionable. Frankly, my thickly-accented Asian dictators are easier to understand than 90% of my American ones, who just don’t bother.

The only thing the foreign ones do wrong frequently, and I don’t know why but it’s mostly the Asians, is dictate the wrong punctuation. (Lots of doctors tell you what punctuation to use because apparently they’ve had so many bad experiences with not-very-smart transcriptionists who don’t know how to use commas or semicolons.) I have one guy, who sounds Chinese, who invariably dictates a period where there should be a comma, and vice versa. “There is no evidence of disease in the thorax comma. Evaluation of the abdomen period however period reveals widespread adenopathy comma. This is best seen on sagittal images comma.” And so on.

If you can possibly believe it, though, one time I was off for the day and someone new transcribed that guy, and SHE ACTUALLY TYPED IT LIKE HE SAID IT. I saw the report later and I swear to you that she had typed a passage just like the one above thusly: “There is no evidence of disease in the thorax, evaluation of the abdomen. However. Reveals widespread adenopathy, this is best seen on sagittal images, …..” Her defense, when yelled at by the boss lady, was, “I thought we were supposed to type it exactly as it’s dictated.” Yeah, the MEDICAL stuff ya moron! Not the freakin’ punctuation IF IT’S WRONG!!!! Criminy.

That same transcriptionist was fired shortly afterwards because, in the space of one single 2-page report, she omitted the word ‘no’ three times. It was absolutely unbelievable. I mean, when a doctor says, “The patient has no evidence of tumor in the pancreas and no metastases elsewhere in the body,” YOU REALLY NEED TO INCLUDE THE WORD ‘NO’. Otherwise, do you realize what kind of horrific agony you will inflict upon the poor patient? Some doctors do not edit their reports. You type them, send them via email to the secretary person at the PET center, the report gets signed electronically, emailed to the oncologist’s office, printed out, and handed directly to the doctor or nurse there, who tells the patient the results. It’s not the proper procedure for obvious reasons, but it happens often enough for it to be MASSIVELY IMPORTANT for the transcriptionist to get it right. DUH.

Sheesh. You’d never think a job like this could be so complicated, but people somehow find a way to make it so.

Source: http://rachellucas.com/index.php/2007/06/14/the-drama-and-intrigue-of-medical-transcription/

VALUES I LEARNED FROM MY PARENTS

2008-06-24T15:26:00.000-07:00

1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."

2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.

"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"

3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC.

"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."

4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC.

"Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang manonood ng sine."

5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sahibin ng IRONY.

"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"

6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM.

"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!!!"

7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung anong ibig sabihin ng STAMINA.

"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo natatapos yang lahat ng pagkain mo!"

8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang

WEATHER.

"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong

magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"

9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa

CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"SALBAHE kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito,

maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."

10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR

MODIFICATION.

"Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang mag-inarte na parang Nanay mo!"

11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS.

"Nagmana ka ngang talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"

12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY.

"Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang, di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"

13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION.

"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!"

14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng RECEIVING.

"Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!"

15. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR.

"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"

16. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE.

"Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak, tiyak magiging katulad mo at magiging pasakit din sa ulo!"

``hindi ko po gawa yan, copy paste ko lang galing sa FS blog ng barkada ko..

New 7 Wonders

2008-04-07T19:51:00.000-07:00

Nung bata ako naimadyin ko Chocolate Hills parang Hershey's Kisses. Nung mejo tumanda ako naimadyin ko nmn parang suso ng baboy, dame dede. Nung mejo tumanda x2 nmn dw ako naimadyin ko parang bahay dede pa rin! nyahahahaha! sabi sa alamat nagbatuhan daw mga higante nuon kaya nagkaron chocolate hills.

dame ko nmn cnabi, basta VOTE na lang kau sa chocolate hills natin para makasma sa new 7 wonders of nature.

http://www.new7wonders.com/classic/en/index/

i-google mo

2008-03-24T22:47:00.001-07:00

nitry ko lang daw isearch sa google "neopot" mga larawan. Hayan daw lumabas. Iclick para mas malake tignan.. hanep! nyahahaha!

un lang! ala dw magawa ..

Astrology/Numerology

2008-03-17T20:13:00.000-07:00

June 21, 1982;

Zodiac Sign Gemini/Cancer

Destiny #2.

Nasa “cusp” sign sya, ibg sabhn nasa pagitan ng 2 zodiac sign kaya magulo ang isip nito. Kelangan sumunod sa udyok ng kanyang sarili na mabilis magisip, kumilos at magpasya upang magtagumpay sa buhay. Aasenso at uunlad sa pagaabroad at pagnenegosyo.

Significant at favorable sa knya ang mga taong 2009, 2010, at 2012.

Compatible sila ni December 27, 1984 na may Destiny #7 at sila na ang magkakatuluyan.

Favorable sa knila ang taong 2009 kung gusto na nila mag settle down, sa buwan ng May o December.

Compatible sila sa Numerology at Astrology.

naks!

`ala daw konek ung image sa post, trip ko lang maglagay ng image... *kindat

Bugnot payb

2008-03-14T03:46:00.000-07:00

hmmmm....buntis na ba c ikaw bugnot?

o dyspepsia lang?

I've only got myself to blame

2008-03-13T00:52:00.000-07:00

Hot night tonight, I've got a fever in my bones
I don't know what it is that drives me so far away from home
But I've walked the white line til the time that I cannot stand no more
Then I take my boots off and I lay down on the floor
And if you find me by the roadside
Don't be afraid to call my name
And if I seem a bit uneasy
You know that I've only got myself to blame
You know that I've only got myself to blame
Walkin' down the road I wanna fade into the night
I know I've seen a darker day but have I seen the light
All alone a country song that's burnin' in my head
I've turned my back on better days but tonight I'll stay in bed
And if you find me feelin' lonesome
Don't be ashamed to call my name
And if I seem a bit uneasy
Know that I've only got myself to blame
Well I turn my head up to the sky and it's down the road I go
I'd tell you where I'm going but it's truly I don't know
And I don't look for no affection, I've always gone alone
When you see me coming home you'll know I'll soon be gone
And if you find me by the roadside
Don't be afraid to call my name
And if I seem a bit uneasy
You know that I've only got myself to blame
You know that I've only got myself to blame

Ipagtatanggol mo ba ako?

2008-03-07T08:37:00.000-08:00

Naglalakad kme sa UDMC papuntang H&L, sa dati niang boarding haus ng maisipan nia akong tanungin...

pay: bhe2 ako ba pagtatanggol mo pag me nangaway saken?
arong: *esep esep mode

pay: anu ipagtatanggol mo ba ako?
arong: kaw tong me frat frat bat ako magtatanggol sau? ako ang ipagtanggol mo!!!!

pay: gaga ka! nyahahaha!
arong: pa hazing hazing ka pa nalalaman tas indi mo ko ipagtatanggol? mga brad mga sis tangna sama makatingin nun oh upakan naten! nyahahaha!

pay: gaga ka tlg! ciempre babae ako!
arong: asawa mko ipagtanggol moko, hehehe! mas malake nmn katawan mo saken eh

pay: ah ganun! gusto mo lumipad?
arong: joke lang! pakish na nga lang! mwuaaah! sarap! wag ka mag alala bhe2 indi mo nmn ako kelangan ipagtanggol eh... mabilis ako tumakbo!

pay: UMPISAHAN MO NA TUMAKBO!

Bugnot por

2008-03-07T08:21:00.001-08:00

Oh well, indi ko alam babae pla c bugnot at mukhang lumalande na sya..
hmmmm......

kahit kaya mong gawin ang isang bagay, hindi nangangahulugan na dapat mo itong gawin...
-doraemon

Kiss meeeeh!

2008-03-06T08:42:00.000-08:00

open ko yahoomail ng asawa ko. me hinayupak na nakikipag chat saken not knowing na ako pla gumagamit email ng asawa ko*nyuknyaks!!!!

sabi ko im married na, sayang daw
ask ko kung baket, baka daw gusto ko ng 3rd party

gagung un! sabi ko nga magaleng kaba?
abat magaleng daw ang damuho!
Eh di sabi ko magaleng din ako, nyahahahaha! super galeng!

makulet ang damuho buzz ng buzz, patulan ko nga!
hingi ng hingi ng picture!
so hayun nisendan kong pic! gandalicious diba!
oh anu cchat ka pa? nyahahahaha!

Wag mo kasi ako nihaharot!!!!

2008-03-06T08:16:00.000-08:00

"bhe2 mali2 cases ko, ala na ako pera pampaprint jojombagin na ako ni mama.." sabi sa text ng asawa ko.
"baket anu na nmn ang mali?" sabi ko
"MADAME!!!! huhuhuhu...."

pumunta kasi xa sa bahay para mag computer at aayusin daw nia cases nia na ipapasa sa skul at PRC. so hayun type type sa computer, kaso bgla umalis si mamang!

ako nmn type type pa rin sa keyboard *takatak takatak takatak!!! indi ko malaman kung anu
pumasok sa kukote nia at nagsimula ng mangharot, grrrrrrr!!!!!!!

At cnu ba nmn makapg concentrate sa gngawa kung me tumatats dito at tumatats dun, punyeta!!! patats nga din! nyahahahaa! daya nmn kung siya lang..

kaya ang siste..... hayun basahin nio text nia sa pinakataas after ng taytol!

Bugnot tri

2008-03-06T06:23:00.000-08:00

hmmm.. cnu kaya nititignan ni bugnot? oh baka nmn tulog, mukha lang
gising.. kompyus

kahit kaya mong gawin ang isang bagay, hindi nangangahulugan na dapat mo itong gawin...
-doraemon

yes boss!

2008-03-04T08:34:00.000-08:00

kagabi habang nagbibihis ako para pumasok sa office at habang nakabukas aparadur ko, bgla
nangealam ung pamangkin ko ng gamit ko sa aparador, at bigla bigla din tumingin si pipay
sa amin. Lapit sya at pinagmasdan ang aparador ko .."cguro me tinatago ka jan noh!."sabi nia.. "anu un??? ayun oh!!! anu un??? sabi na nmn nia.. patay na!

kinuha nia ung picture frame kasama ng mga karton sa ibaba, umupo sa sofa at binusisi ang
mga laman...

CNU TO??? AMFANGET!
ETO CNU NMN TO??? MALANDI SSWIMMING NAKA BRA LANG!
AT ITO CNU NMN TO??? *hayskul kada ko yan, whew! init!
AT ITO CNU NMN TO??? *college kada ko yan, whew! lalong umiinit
SAN TO???? ANU TO?? *kumot
OO ALAM KO KUMOT!!!! SAN NGA TO??? *sa kwarto
PUNYETA!!!!! KUBRE KAMA KULAY PUTE !!!! SANG KWARTO TO?? TATAMAAN KA SAKEN???

nyahahaha! punyeta! akalain ko ba nmn mahalungkat nia mga gamet ko, nakatago na nga
sa baul mga un eh ska puro alikabok halatang indi nabubuksan... ang ending hayun
nagsusunog ako sa may gate namen ng kapektyuran, bday cards, postcard at kung anu anu
pang card. kala ko nga pati class cards ko issama nia.

Bugnot tu

2008-03-04T08:11:00.000-08:00

Si bugnot nasobrahan sa tulog, nagka headache..

kahit kaya mong gawin ang isang bagay, hindi nangangahulugan na dapat mo itong gawin...
-doraemon

Bugnot

2008-03-03T12:35:00.000-08:00

Ang bugnot bow!

nakuha ko sa vignette, nyahahaha! peace!

Hospital Bloopers

2008-02-19T20:49:00.000-08:00

ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she
was very hot in bed last night.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a
year.

On the second day the knee was better, on the third day it
disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she begun seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male,

mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant

with only 40 pound weight gain in the past three days

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

Since she can't get pregnant with her husband,

I thought you might like to work her up.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life,

until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car

for physical therapy.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Examination of the genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The patient was to have a bowel resection.

However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

Skin: somewhat pale but present

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank,

who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Large brown stool ambulating in the hall

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

1982

2008-02-12T18:25:00.000-08:00

DOG BABY:

As you might expect the Dog is the most loyal of all the signs. In baby terms this means that they like to be carried in your arms or in a sling the idea of a push chair is just too far away from Mom and Dad for their liking.

They also learn to be affectionate at a very young age and will like nothing more than the smile on your face when they give you a big hug. The Dog is fearless and this can be a problem when they discover stairs, but as long as they know they are loved they are also the most obedient children you could wish for.

A Dog will always stick up for what they think is right. As a baby this means trying to insist on no pureed vegetables, just fruit and sweet things. As a child it tends to lead them towards championing the underdog so don’t be surprised when your little one tries to look after all the other children at kindergarten.

bLoG.. bLaG..bLoG.. bLaG..

2008-02-07T15:03:00.000-08:00

naisip ko kanina seryosohin ko tong blog na to ... kaso heto na nmn... tinatamad na naman ako!

next tym na lang ulit.

Binabati ko asawa kong napakaganda at napakaseksi! away kme kagabi dame kasi
sinasabi! nyahahaha!

mahal na mahal kita!

Me SipOn ka?

2008-02-06T19:38:00.001-08:00

bangenge ako kgbi..tatlong beses akong tumawag ng uwak pero ayaw pa rin maalis ng hilo ko kya nmn naisipan ko maligo sa ulan..saktong sakto bumabagyo! kinabukasan pag gising ko cnisipon na ako, grabeng sipon at sakit ng ulo...dumating ang pamangkin ko..

sb ko" wag mko makulit kulit ngaun ha at masakit ang ulo ko baka makutusan kita jan!"

sumagot nmn xa " msakit pla ulo mo eh di pabunot mo!" sabay tawa ng malakas! palibhasa d takot skin mga pamangkin ko kc mabait ako d gaya ng kapatid ko namamalo..minsan pa nga pinapatulog nya ang mga bata sb b nmn" matulog na kau! itaas nyo kamay nyo! pag yang kamay nyo bumaba ibg sabihin gcing pa kau! kaya ang mga pmaangkin ko natulog ng nakataas ang kamay.. pag bumababa na ang kamay nla papatunugin nya na ang sinturon sbay sbing" Oh! oh! nagigicing! nagigicing! hehe! craulo tlg un..pero nung huli pinabayaan na rin nya para makatulog na ang mga bata!

anyway, un nga...tpos napancin nya me hawak hawak akong tissue at singa ako ng singa.. sb nya" KUYA ME SIPON KA?" sb ko "OO baket bibilan mko gamot?' ang sgot ng magaling kong pamangkin" oo kuya! antayin mko ha kunin ko lng itak! sabay joke joke joke! loko tlgng bata un!

umuwi xa ng bahay pagbalik nya me binigay xa skin..sb ko "ano ggwin ko?" sabi nya gamot yan sa sipon engot! saka iniwan sa akin ang SAFEGUARD..

tawa ako ng tawa sa pamangkin ko nung araw na un..dko alam kung matutuwa ako o maiinis ako..ano nmn ggwin ko sa safeguard an sabon inumin ko para gumaling ako..then nanood ako ng tV..nakita ko patalastas ng safeguard...ung nanay me sakit..namumula ang ilong....ang patalastas na un ay safeguard..para iwas sakit magsafeguard...

tama ba ang pamangkin ko??

Dating Buhay ko

2008-02-06T19:24:00.000-08:00

Hindi ko alam kung baket pag pinaupo ako sa isang sulok ay nangangati ang puwet ko. Hindi ako alam kung baket hindi ako mapakali at tipong hindi ko alam ang gagawin ko. Siguro bulate ako sa dating buhay ko.

Noong bata ako kinuwento sa akin ng lola ko na mahilig ako tumakas, maglibot, at magliwaliw kung saan saan. Nung tatlong taon daw ako ay nasagasaan ako ng traysikel sa kanto sabi ng lola ko. Siguro nga... pusa naman ako sa ikalawang buhay ko. Baket pusa? TRIP KO LANG!

Nung limang taon naman ako, tumakas ako sa bahay namin dahil pinapatulog ako ng nanay ko, syempre ayaw ko matulog at gusto ko maglaro. Wala akong tsinelas kaya malamang nakayapak lang ako, tama ba? Sa aking paglalakad me nakita akong grupo ng mga bata sa ilalim ng puno na nagkakasiyahan. Nagddrawing sila. Nakisali naman ako at nagdrawing din gamit ang bato bilang lapis at ang kalsada bilang papel. Simula noon lagi na ako nakiki join sa mga batang yun. Feeling ko kasi COOL sila. Hindi ko alam na eskwelahan na pala ang place na tinatambayan ko. Mula noon lagi na rin ako ka join nila. Sa madaling salita naging estudyante ako---saling pusa nga lang. Siguro nga talagang pusa ako sa dating buhay ko.

Sinubukan ko din mag alaga ng mga kalapati noon. Tatanggalan mo lang sila ng pakpak at presto! me instant toy ka na. Lalake at babae ang binili ko dahil balak ko dumami sila, magkaanak at magkapamilya. Happy ending. Sabi ng mga kaibigan ko naglalandi na daw ang babae kong kalapati kaya dapat daw ay ikulong ko na lang. Pero narinig ko ang kanta noon "ibon man may layang lumipad....kulungin mo at umiiyak.." Naawa naman ako sa babaeng kalapati kaya pinakawalan ko sila kasama ng bf nya. Ang kaso hindi na bumalik ang babaeng kalapati. Haliparot na kalapati ang aga naglandi. At si BF na kalapati, naiputan sa ulo. tsk! Sa awa ko sa lalake na kalapati, inadobo ko sya. Naisip ko, marahil hindi ako naging ibon sa dati kong buhay.

Hindi ko alam kung baket ako takot sa kagat ng aso noong bata pa ako. Sabagay, sino ba naman ang hindi? Yung mga adik sa kanto tinanong ko din, ang sagot nila "WHAT A QUESTION, of course i do, amen"
Noong bata pa kasi ako ay madalas ako habulin ng mga aso sa lansangan, hindi ko alam kung mukha ba akong buto buto o sadyang mukha akong pusa. Naisip ko, pusa nga siguro ako sa dating buhay ko.

Noong bata ako, tinubuan naman ako ng malalaking ngipin sa sa harap. Ika nga ng mga kalaro ko kuneho daw ako. Hindi ko matanggap na kuneho ako dahil hindi ko naman paborito si bugs bunny. Mas gusto ko si popeye d sailor man. Pero ayaw pa rin nila ako tigilan sa katutukso nila kaya ang ginawa ko kinagat ko sila sa tenga. Ngaun naisip ko kung baket ako hinahabol ng mga aso dati, siguro nga naging aso din ako minsan sa dati kong buhay. Siguro din kuneho din ako sa dati kong buhay. Huwag nyo na akong asarin na kuneho ako at magkakagatan tayo. Marahil nga naging kuneho din ako.... sa ibang paraan nga lang.

Naisip ko lng, baket kaya sa asal ng tao laging nakakabit ang asal ng mga hayop. Pag umihi ka sa pader sasabihin sa iyo ASO ka. Pag madumi ka sa katawan o di kaya ay kumakain ka ng nalaglag na pagkain kahit walang pang 1min eh sasabihin sa iyo BABOY ka. Pag nakita ka kinukutuhan mo ibang tao sasabihin naman sa iyo UNGGOY ka. Pero pag kinain mo ang kuto mo ibg sabhn nun ay baliw ka. Pag putak ka ng putak sabihin sau para kang manok. Pero baket ang aso pag umihi sa banyo (abah me manners, me breeding) hindi naman sinasabi na TAO ka o kaya pag ang baboy bagong paligo at malinis ang katawan baboy pa rin? Baket maski dito sa forum me nag iinaso? Ikaw anong asal hayop meron ka?

Magandang araw sa inyo!

Dyaryo

2008-02-06T19:15:00.000-08:00

"kuya ibili mo nga ako ng dyaryo..."

hanep na bata to at feeling close! Siya si boy hapon. hindi talaga kame close dahil sa totoo lng magkaaway kame. Nahuli ko siya minsan dinadaya pamangkin ko sa larong text..batukan ko nga! sa inis ko ako na ang lumaban sa kanya...ubos isang supot niya ng text.

balik tau sa kwento....

Nagrekwes si boy hapon na ibili ko siya ng dyaryo at pumayag nmn ako... isa akong mabait na kaaway sa totoo lng.

Isang TIKTIK, SAGAD, REMATE, at BOMBA. kaboOOom!!!

Taytol pa lng alam ko na kung anong klaseng dyaryo pinapabili ng mokong na to. Sabhn ko sana HINDI pero me WORD of HONOR ako. me word of wisdom , word of the day, at word factory dn ako, kung gusto niyo lang malaman.

Naalala ko tuloy nung hayskul ako. pagkagaling ko sa eskwela stop over muna ako sa recto para bumili ng dyaryo. BULGAR, REMATE, at ABANTE, panahon ni totoy mola, nena, at xerex xaviera. Mga bagong bayani sa buhay nagbibinata.

Pagkabayad sa dyaryo tutupiin ko ito ng apat na beses saka isisiksik sa loob ng pantalon. hindi pwede sa loob ng bag at baka makalikot ni mamita. Pagdating sa bahay ilalapag ang bag sa sofa at dederatso sa kwarto para kunwari magpahinga. Ayos na!

maganda ang istorya kala mo telenovela. Nakakaadik. Maho-HOOK ka talaga. Astig! Maaring hindi sila kasing galing ni Jang Geun sa pagluluto sa kusina....pero sa luto sa kwarto tingin ko mas mahusay sila ....

Kumapal at dumami ang koleksyon ko ng dyaryo. Ipapakilo ko sana sa riles kaso baka makita ako ni mamita. Buti na lng batang bonakid ako. Ginupit gupit ko ang mga dyaryo at presto! Me laruan na ako. Bangkang papel ni nena, Eroplano ni Xaviera, at Sarangola ni MOLA.

Lumipas ang panahon at nagsawa na rn ako sa kanila, kumbaga sa telenovela pinapaikot ikot na ako para lng tumagala ng istorya. Si nena uugod ugod na umaariba pa, si totoy mola ga Palito na humahatawa pa, at si Xerex Xaviera nirerecycle na lng ang istorya. Ayoko na!

Sa isang iglap pakiramdam ko nag mature ako. Hanep! hindi na ako tinatablan ng alindog ni nena. Palibhasa meron na ako bago pingakakaabalahan....mga magasin sa quiapo at escolta nmn.

Noong panahong yoon masasabi ko garapal ang mga istorya at talamak ang mga bida. Me bata pa nga na napabalita na nang rape dahil lng sa kakabasa.....sad....!

sa kasamaang palad pagkagaling sa eskwela.........sa underpass sa intramuros patungong Manila city hall......habang kasalukuyan akong bumibili ng poster ng DRAGONBALL Z........me lumapit sakin na babae......maputi at seksi..... me hawak na mic....me tatak ng ABS CBN.... lenshak!

lights! camera! aksyon!

reporter: Bumibili ka ba ng mga ganyang uri ng babasahin?
palaboy: No im not, i only read broadsheet.
reporter: What can you say about the people who read that kind of reading material?
palaboy: Well...i guess... guys, if u know what's good for you and your children.... stop reading those kind of...errrr...piece of junk.

Umugong ang araneta coliseum...nakita ko si totoy mola sabi sakin "tol plastik ka" sabay talikod...si nena umiiyak sa gilid ng kama...at ang mga karakter sa istorya ni Xerex Xaviera nagtaasan lahat ng kilay.

Im sorry guys...nasa mundo tau ng showbiz...i hope you understand...

Simula nun hindi na ako bumuli ng dyaryo... Napasali ako sa journalism at araw araw ako ang taga kuha ng dyaryo sa manila bulletin. Ibat ibang dyaryo---lahat puro English. ibang iba sa mga binabasa ko dati... sa lahat nga artikulo isa lng nagustuhan ko....Young blood..chochalin!

si batang_palaboy ay edad 23 at kasalukuyang nagtatrabaho sa lungsod ng Makati. Masaya siya sa buhay niya ngaun kahit na wala na ang mga idolo niya noon....

P.S

Hindi pala advisable magbasa ng mga nakakapg init na babasahin habang nasa banyo..nakatungtong o nakaupo man sa trono. baket? Mahirap umihi.

Magandang araw sa inyo!

Buhay Magtatahong

2008-02-05T16:55:00.000-08:00

Ako ay isang batang lumaki sa angkan ng palaka
Maginoong balatkayo kaya nmn sa kangkungan ang tambayan ko
Turo ng magulang maging binatang huwaran
Wag tatayo hangat hindi pinapatayo
Wag dudura hanggat hindi nababasa at
Wag puputok hannggat hindi naipapasok

Ugaling minana pa sa lola
Sumundot, kumadyot, at umutot sa kama
Ariba mula umaga hanaggang malapnos ang patola
Kung si lola ay byahera ako nmn ay curacha
Ugali nmn ni lolo mag tsongke sa kanto
nakatanghod sa mga lasenggero
sabay lagok ng kwatro kanto
kung si lolo ay tanggero
ako nmn ay bosero

Pag-ibig koy labas masok sa panahong ummindayog
minsan taga-araw, ta-lamig, at tag-ulan
pero mas madalas ang taglagas dahil sa sabunot na natatanggap

Unang nabinyagan dahil sa pesteng kaibigan
unang sundot nyakz daplis!
ikalawang subok aray! singit!
ikatlong dukdok amf… panis!
ikaapat na tutuok, hahahayyy..umis!
aking natutunan batas ng kaligayahan
hindi lahat ng tusok ay pumapasok
at hindi lahat ng butas dapat pinapasok

Minsay tumibok ang puso sa makata
hilig nia ay magbalagtas at bumaybay ng tula
ibinigay lahat ng hiling maging bituing walang ningning
makamtam lang pagsintang ….
nampucha kung gumigiling

ngunit ano natamo kundi pagkabigo at pagkatalo
sa pamantyan niyang pito at de kuatro ang taludtod ko ay ano…
ako ay nanlumo, napaiyak sa pagkabigo
pamantayan niyang pito pambihira umambisyon pa sa de otso
ano nga ba nmn ang ilalaban ko
taludtud ko’y isang hamak na ikaanim lang at ikatlo

sa sakit nanaramdaman hiling ay mawakasan agad ang buhay
tumakbo at tumalon sa kung saan
maging sa leon ay makipag asaran
lentek na mga unggoy sa kagubatan
hagikgikan sa aking kabiguan

minsan sa paglalakad ako nadapa
nasadlak at nasubsob sa maalat na nakabukaka
napawi ang uhaw at sakit ng kalooban
kaya nmn naisipan ikalalakal ang katawan

Unang naibenta ng kaklase sa plaza
sa isang magdalenang tenga ay operada
mantakin mo kung tumingin balawais tlaga!
buhok pa lang inangkupo mapapabahing ka tlg!

sumunod nmay dalaga kuno pero me asawa
kamot pa lang sa tyan itaykupo patay ka na,
eh pano pa kaya kung sisisid ka pa

ang ikatloy ulupong na me kurikong
pag sinumpong ng kati kaagad ay nakapatong
sa dalas mangati sa ulo ako ay napapakamot
kaya heto ako ngaun lenshak! napapanot!

hindi naglaon trabaho ay sineryoso
pagsapit ng gabi nakatayo na agad sa kanto
bitbit ang kapote at pakete ng sigrilyo
pang akit sa parokyano serbisyo beinte kuwatro
kung bitin pa sa beinte kwatro, libre na ang pang beinte singko

sa awa ng demonyo nakaraos dn ang loko
buhay ay umasenso at akalain mo nagkaselpon pa ang loko
iniwan ang kalakalan at sa opisina nanilbihan